Shopping

Everyone at the grocery store was a fucking asshole today. From the guy in the lexus who beeped at me when i walked in front of his parking spot that he was approaching at mach speed to the lady at the checkout line who gave me a whole extra bag of 'tude that I didn't ask for when my cart was in the way of where she needed to pay. 

I didn't get much studying done today for the LEED exam. I fear that I might not pass the fucking thing because I just can't do the fucking studying thing any more. 

I guess I can talk about Friday, which was dirty' birthday party night celebration but I really don't remember too much other than the soy vodka called "3 am" with caffeine and guaranananana and taurineyweiney or whatever the fuck. It just tasted so good. I also remember dancing so hard I could barely breathe and then trying to fall asleep on kara's lap in the cab before she boxed my ear for being an idiot.

"Katyyyyyyy Perry!" would totally psyche me out in baseketball

Katy Perry loves bananas and she made a cast moulding of her boobs and sold them on ebay. Basically, how awesome is that? I'm apparently really cut off from pop culture cuz it seems like everyone knows this chick except me. 

Also today, we got on the topic of looking up lion king porn... Word to the wise... DO NOT GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH "LION KING PORN" YOU WILL NOT LIKE WHAT YOU SEE. But seriously.... google image search "lion king porn". Fucking funny ass shit...

Today at lunch and all week I've been playing guitar in the basement. It's very good stress management for me and makes my day a lot less shitty. Every day I've been practicing pinch harmonics (really hard), and trying to sound like neil young on "like a hurricane" and "hey hey my my" and "cinnamon girl" and the like (even harder). Today I hooked up my guitar through my octave pedal, a fuzz pedal and an analog delay through my bass stack... I think this will be my new hobby. 

Also, along the lines of music, Nik and I have this amazing idea called bootgaze. I don't want to disclose much more as it is top secret, actually, it will never sound like it does in my head, but if it does (or sounds a million times better) it could lead to bill cosby billions... or just a few garage band recordings for smiling purposes.

Toodles.

Saw this preview on vacation and totally forgot....

Has anyone seen this movie? I have got to see this.